bilanzarev:

so i work at a retirement home and one of the residents heard me saying “mood” all the time and she asked what it meant and now she won’t stop saying it

another resident fell over and she was just like “mood”

(Source: dimabilan, via confirmance)

flaminthotcheeto:

me: *does something reckless*

friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?!

me:

(via meanplastic)